
The Baby and the Battleship
Comedy
Overview
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Top Cast


John Mills
John Mills
Puncher Roberts
John Mills
Puncher Roberts


Richard Attenborough
Richard Attenborough
Knocker White
Richard Attenborough
Knocker White


André Morell
André Morell
Marshal
André Morell
Marshal


Bryan Forbes
Bryan Forbes
Prof. Evans
Bryan Forbes
Prof. Evans


Michael Hordern
Michael Hordern
Capt. Hugh
Michael Hordern
Capt. Hugh


Ernest Clark
Ernest Clark
Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Ernest Clark
Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby


Harry Locke
Harry Locke
CPO Blades
Harry Locke
CPO Blades
Michael Howard
Michael Howard
Joe
Michael Howard
Joe


Lionel Jeffries
Lionel Jeffries
George
Lionel Jeffries
George


Clifford Mollison
Clifford Mollison
Sails
Clifford Mollison
Sails
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