
Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance
Science Fiction · Comedy · Action
Overview
Despite its numbering Star Wreck 4½ - Weak Performance was actually made after Star Wreck V, even though most of it is re-used footage from Andy Bones II, made years earlier... Confused? So is the plot, where Captain Pirk plays Andy Bones on the Halludeck while Romuclans attack The Kickstart.
Top Cast
Samuli Torssonen
Samuli Torssonen
Captain Pirk
Samuli Torssonen
Captain Pirk
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