
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Comedy · Horror
Overview
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Top Cast


Paul Clemens
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio


Michael James Kacey
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor


Fay Kato
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Fay Kato
The Mystic


Melissa Paladino
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend


Brian Rohan
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Brian Rohan
The Murderer


Richard Gale
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
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