
Artists In Agony: Hitmen at the Coda Teahouse
Comedy
Overview
A mockumentary dark comedy where a camera crew follows four hitmen who end up getting killed in the infamous Coda Teahouse Massacre.
Top Cast


Ariadne Shaffer
Ariadne Shaffer
Lucien Mercy
Ariadne Shaffer
Lucien Mercy
Jason Frost
Jason Frost
Frosty
Jason Frost
Frosty
Melanee E. Nelson
Melanee E. Nelson
Angel Mercy
Melanee E. Nelson
Angel Mercy
Kate Huffman
Kate Huffman
Jewel/Lady Faith
Kate Huffman
Jewel/Lady Faith
Pall McQueen
Pall McQueen
Red Rick
Pall McQueen
Red Rick


Joel Stoffer
Joel Stoffer
Agent Jonathan Sully
Joel Stoffer
Agent Jonathan Sully


Eric Callero
Eric Callero
Mal
Eric Callero
Mal
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