
Don't Touch the White Woman!
Comedy · Western
Overview
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Top Cast


Marcello Mastroianni
Marcello Mastroianni
George A. Custer
Marcello Mastroianni
George A. Custer


Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Deneuve
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Catherine Deneuve
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais


Michel Piccoli
Michel Piccoli
Buffalo Bill
Michel Piccoli
Buffalo Bill


Philippe Noiret
Philippe Noiret
Gen. Terry
Philippe Noiret
Gen. Terry


Ugo Tognazzi
Ugo Tognazzi
Mitch
Ugo Tognazzi
Mitch


Paolo Villaggio
Paolo Villaggio
The CIA agent
Paolo Villaggio
The CIA agent


Serge Reggiani
Serge Reggiani
The Mad Indian
Serge Reggiani
The Mad Indian


Alain Cuny
Alain Cuny
Sitting Bull
Alain Cuny
Sitting Bull


Marco Ferreri
Marco Ferreri
The Reporter (uncredited)
Marco Ferreri
The Reporter (uncredited)


Franco Fabrizi
Franco Fabrizi
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franco Fabrizi
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
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