
Joined!: The Siamese Twins
Overview
Siamese twins joined at the hip share the men in each other's lives. "Here's a real oddball movie from the late 80s. Racquel Darrian and Sabre play Siamese twins joined by a band of flesh at the hip. As I recall some reviewer saying at the time of release, they look more like cousins than twin sisters. A latex(?) special effect appliance makes the join and it looks as real as any special effect of the time. However, it is a little creepy to watch a guy fondle the thing as though it were real. This is probably one of Racquel's first movies, as she still has her natural size tits, not the inflated ones she got soon thereafter. However, she is still only doing her boyfriend, later husband, Derrick Lane. The real prize of this is that Saber does a guy for the first and only time."
Top Cast


Cara Lott
Cara Lott
Vera
Cara Lott
Vera


Racquel Darrian
Racquel Darrian
Cassandra
Racquel Darrian
Cassandra


Sabre
Sabre
Saber
Sabre
Saber


Sharon Kane
Sharon Kane
Barbara Peters
Sharon Kane
Barbara Peters


Tianna
Tianna
Heather
Tianna
Heather


Derrick Lane
Derrick Lane
Kevin
Derrick Lane
Kevin


Jon Dough
Jon Dough
Paul
Jon Dough
Paul


Randy Spears
Randy Spears
Dr. Jefferson
Randy Spears
Dr. Jefferson


Tom Byron
Tom Byron
Zoo Keeper
Tom Byron
Zoo Keeper
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