
Figures Don't Lie
Comedy · Romance
Overview
Figures Don't Lie is a showcase for the physical charms of lovely Esther Ralston, who in one scene proves the accuracy of the title by donning a fetching one-piece bathing suit. The main story concerns wise-guy insurance salesman Richard Arlen, who through a combination of hard work and sheer gall lands a job as sales manager. But he can't land heroine Ralston, who has remained cool to his charms ever since he tried to make a play for her on the street. A lost film.
Top Cast


Esther Ralston
Esther Ralston
Janet Wells
Esther Ralston
Janet Wells


Richard Arlen
Richard Arlen
Bob Blewe
Richard Arlen
Bob Blewe


Ford Sterling
Ford Sterling
'Howdy' Jones
Ford Sterling
'Howdy' Jones


Doris Hill
Doris Hill
Mamie
Doris Hill
Mamie


Blanche Payson
Blanche Payson
Mrs. Jones
Blanche Payson
Mrs. Jones


Natalie Kingston
Natalie Kingston
Dolores
Natalie Kingston
Dolores
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