
Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please?
Comedy · Horror
Overview
A newly arrived guest of a Hollywood hotel charms and amazes the regulars, and they decide to invite him to their Christmas dinner.
Top Cast


Jeff Stryker
Jeff Stryker
The New Guest
Jeff Stryker
The New Guest


Selene Luna
Selene Luna
Cannibal
Selene Luna
Cannibal


Karl-Heinz Teuber
Karl-Heinz Teuber
The Hotel Owner
Karl-Heinz Teuber
The Hotel Owner
Luzi Kryn
Luzi Kryn
Luzi Kryn


Sirena Irwin
Sirena Irwin
Sirena Irwin
Cecilia Tijerina
Cecilia Tijerina
Cecilia Tijerina
Aaron Brumfield
Aaron Brumfield
Aaron Brumfield


Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Davis
Dena Drotar
Dena Drotar
Dena Drotar
Malina Steinberg
Malina Steinberg
Malina Steinberg
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