Vic Reeves

Jim

Bob Mortimer

Bob

Simon Day

Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

Brendan O'Sullivan

Slow Burglar

Wilfred Harrison

Jim's Father

Russell Dennett

Electric Russell

Paul Whitehouse

Spencer Pedal

Phil Oakey

Specialist Meat Seller

David Boyce

Alien leader

Richard Ashton

Tall Alien

Colin Burgess

Short Alien

Ina Clough

Seepage Seller