
Traditional Family Vampires
Comedy · Horror
Overview
An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
Top Cast
Brian Hinds
Brian Hinds
Father
Brian Hinds
Father
Christine Louise Marshall
Christine Louise Marshall
Mother
Christine Louise Marshall
Mother
Sarah Lord
Sarah Lord
Daughter
Sarah Lord
Daughter
J.D. Merritt
J.D. Merritt
Man
J.D. Merritt
Man


Cole Tucker
Cole Tucker
Himself
Cole Tucker
Himself
Harrison Ankers
Harrison Ankers
LaWanda
Harrison Ankers
LaWanda
John Hickson
John Hickson
The Priest
John Hickson
The Priest
Mary Lou Bagley
Mary Lou Bagley
Old Woman
Mary Lou Bagley
Old Woman


Bobby R. Poirier
Bobby R. Poirier
Bar Patron
Bobby R. Poirier
Bar Patron
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