
Crazy Safari
Comedy · Fantasy
Overview
Two guys, one of them a magician, are transporting an ancient chinese vampire who can only be controlled by a series of yellow tapes, and is the ancestor of the other guy. On the way, while flying over Africa, their plane stalls. And of all places, where do they land? That's right, in the village of the tribe of "The Gods Must Be Crazy".
Top Cast


N!xau
N!xau
N!xau The Bushman
N!xau
N!xau The Bushman


Lam Ching-Ying
Lam Ching-Ying
Taoist priest
Lam Ching-Ying
Taoist priest


Christopher Chan San-Hiu
Christopher Chan San-Hiu
Taoist priest assistant
Christopher Chan San-Hiu
Taoist priest assistant


Peter Chan Lung
Peter Chan Lung
Vampire
Peter Chan Lung
Vampire


Peter Pau Tak-Hai
Peter Pau Tak-Hai
Mr Szeto
Peter Pau Tak-Hai
Mr Szeto
Michelle Bestbier
Michelle Bestbier
Susan
Michelle Bestbier
Susan
Saul Bamberger
Saul Bamberger
Johnson
Saul Bamberger
Johnson
Peter Mahlangu
Peter Mahlangu
Brown
Peter Mahlangu
Brown
Bo Kaesje
Bo Kaesje
Ball
Bo Kaesje
Ball
Christopher Kubheka
Christopher Kubheka
Fortune
Christopher Kubheka
Fortune
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