James Balsamo

Infomercial Spokesman (segment "True Love")

Missy Dawn

Beach Babe (segment "The Cat Lady")

Erin Anthony

Victim (segment "True Love")

Evan Baker

Strip Club Patron (segment "The Break In")

Matthew Britner

Logan (segment "Tis The Season")

Rebecca Chambers

Susie (segment "The Break In")

Mark Chaney

Chuck (segment "The Break In")

Drew Day

Buck Bauer (segment "Tis The Season")

Therron Dumas

Mike (segment "The Break In")

Catherine Ellzey

Voodoo Priestess (segment "True Love")

Chelsea Grace Fox

Monica (segment "Tis The Season", as Chelsea Bowers)

Doug Goodin

Malcolm (segment "True Love")