
Everything Is Terrible! The Movie
Comedy
Overview
The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!
Top Cast
Batty
Batty
Self (archive footage)
Batty
Self (archive footage)
Chundo
Chundo
Self (archive footage)
Chundo
Self (archive footage)
Crooky
Crooky
Self (archive footage)
Crooky
Self (archive footage)


Micky Dolenz
Micky Dolenz
Self (archive footage)
Micky Dolenz
Self (archive footage)


Patrick Duffy
Patrick Duffy
Self (archive footage)
Patrick Duffy
Self (archive footage)


Richard Dysart
Richard Dysart
Self (archive footage)
Richard Dysart
Self (archive footage)


Jill Eikenberry
Jill Eikenberry
Self (archive footage)
Jill Eikenberry
Self (archive footage)
Vincent Falk
Vincent Falk
Self (archive footage)
Vincent Falk
Self (archive footage)
Fay
Fay
Self (archive footage)
Fay
Self (archive footage)
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