
Tex Montana Will Survive!
Comedy
Overview
After being discovered as a fraud, Tex Montana, host of a hit survival show has set out to prove that he CAN survive the wilds, the weather, and his own ineptitude.
Top Cast


Jeremy Gardner
Jeremy Gardner
Tex Montana
Jeremy Gardner
Tex Montana
Adam Cronheim
Adam Cronheim
Hiker
Adam Cronheim
Hiker
Kelly McQuade
Kelly McQuade
Driver
Kelly McQuade
Driver
Elise Stella
Elise Stella
Passenger
Elise Stella
Passenger
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