
Murder Can Hurt You!
Comedy · TV Movie
Overview
A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.
Top Cast


Victor Buono
Victor Buono
Chief Ironbottom
Victor Buono
Chief Ironbottom


Tony Danza
Tony Danza
Pony Lambretta
Tony Danza
Pony Lambretta


Jamie Farr
Jamie Farr
Studsky
Jamie Farr
Studsky


John Byner
John Byner
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
John Byner
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington


Gavin MacLeod
Gavin MacLeod
Lt. Nojack
Gavin MacLeod
Lt. Nojack


Buck Owens
Buck Owens
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
Buck Owens
Sheriff Tim MacSkye


Connie Stevens
Connie Stevens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
Connie Stevens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson


Jimmie Walker
Jimmie Walker
Parks the Pusher
Jimmie Walker
Parks the Pusher


Burt Young
Burt Young
Lt. Palumbo
Burt Young
Lt. Palumbo


Marty Allen
Marty Allen
Det. Starkos
Marty Allen
Det. Starkos
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