Overview

Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.

Top Cast

Robert Caso

Frank I / Ethel

Kevin Schon

Frank II / Mirabelle

Courtney Gibbs

Misty Blue / Joanne

Herb Edelman

Rupert Hess

Brian Thompson

Bruno

M. Emmet Walsh

Garcia / Gesundheim

Shannon Tweed

The First Class Stewardess

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Stewardess

Little Richard

Airborne Mustard Lover

John Vernon

Von Bulo

Alex Cord

Herskovitz

Yvonne De Carlo

Mrs. Hess