
The Thorn
Comedy
Overview
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Top Cast
John Bassberger
John Bassberger
Jesus Christ
John Bassberger
Jesus Christ


Bette Midler
Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
John Greenberg
John Greenberg
John the Baptist
John Greenberg
John the Baptist
James Harrison
James Harrison
Joseph
James Harrison
Joseph
Fred LaBour
Fred LaBour
The Angel Fred
Fred LaBour
The Angel Fred
Craig Reynolds
Craig Reynolds
King Herod
Craig Reynolds
King Herod
Richard Pollard
Richard Pollard
Rabbi Gabriel
Richard Pollard
Rabbi Gabriel
Diana David
Diana David
Salome
Diana David
Salome
Jack Castor
Jack Castor
Queen
Jack Castor
Queen
Chi Chi
Chi Chi
Queen
Chi Chi
Queen
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