
Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive
Crime · Comedy
Overview
A man is hired by a group of people he believes to be gangsters to escort a briefcase from America to Hong Kong. When he arrives, however, his contact is nowhere to be found. With no further instructions, he decides to take in the sights of Hong Kong, which consist of him taking part in a great deal of blood, sex and general weirdness, all while wearing a briefcase handcuffed to his arm.
Top Cast


Victor Wong
Victor Wong
Blind Man
Victor Wong
Blind Man


Lo Lieh
Lo Lieh
Pianist
Lo Lieh
Pianist


Lo Wei
Lo Wei
Big Boss
Lo Wei
Big Boss
Spencer Nakasako
Spencer Nakasako
Yat Boon Jai
Spencer Nakasako
Yat Boon Jai


Cora Miao
Cora Miao
Money
Cora Miao
Money


Allen Fong
Allen Fong
Taxi Driver
Allen Fong
Taxi Driver


Cheng Kwun-Min
Cheng Kwun-Min
Uncle Cheng
Cheng Kwun-Min
Uncle Cheng


Lam Chung
Lam Chung
Ex-Red Guard
Lam Chung
Ex-Red Guard


Chan Kim-Wan
Chan Kim-Wan
Duck Killer
Chan Kim-Wan
Duck Killer
John Chan
John Chan
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John Chan
The Son-in-Law
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