
The Foxy Merkins
Comedy · Adventure
Overview
Two lesbian hookers wind their way through a world of bargain-hunting housewives and double-dealing conservative women in this buddy comedy, an homage to and riff on iconic male hustler films. Margaret is a down-on-her-luck hooker in training, who meets up with Jo, a beautiful and self-assured grifter from a wealthy family and an expert on servicing women, even as she considers herself proudly heterosexual. The film follows their adventures together on the street, through encounters with husky-voiced seductresses, mumbling erotic accessory salesmen and shopaholic swingers. Navigating the bizarre fetishes and sexual needs of their 'dates' brings into focus the hilarious and pathetic disparity between the two hookers, fellow travelers who will share the road together but only for a while.
Top Cast


Lisa Haas
Lisa Haas
Margaret
Lisa Haas
Margaret


Jackie Monahan
Jackie Monahan
Jo
Jackie Monahan
Jo


Susan Ziegler
Susan Ziegler
Kinky Republican Lady
Susan Ziegler
Kinky Republican Lady


Alex Karpovsky
Alex Karpovsky
The Mumbling Erotic Accessory Salesman / CNN Executive
Alex Karpovsky
The Mumbling Erotic Accessory Salesman / CNN Executive
Dennis Davis
Dennis Davis
Margaret's Brother
Dennis Davis
Margaret's Brother


Rae C. Wright
Rae C. Wright
The Jittery Cancelling Businesswoman Client
Rae C. Wright
The Jittery Cancelling Businesswoman Client


Jennifer Prediger
Jennifer Prediger
Ashley, Margaret's Composting Girlfriend
Jennifer Prediger
Ashley, Margaret's Composting Girlfriend


Diane Ciesla
Diane Ciesla
Jo's Mother
Diane Ciesla
Jo's Mother
Barbara J. Davy
Barbara J. Davy
Accounts Payable
Barbara J. Davy
Accounts Payable
Betsy Farrell
Betsy Farrell
Accounts Receivable
Betsy Farrell
Accounts Receivable
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