
Nothing Ever Happens
Music · Comedy
Overview
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Top Cast
Jack Lionel Bohn
Jack Lionel Bohn
The Baron
Jack Lionel Bohn
The Baron


Charles Judels
Charles Judels
Waistline
Charles Judels
Waistline
Jane Gale
Jane Gale
Scramchen
Jane Gale
Scramchen


Geraldine Dvorak
Geraldine Dvorak
Madam
Geraldine Dvorak
Madam
Curtis Karpe
Curtis Karpe
Prizering
Curtis Karpe
Prizering
Clarence Rock
Clarence Rock
The Room Clerk
Clarence Rock
The Room Clerk


Maurice Cass
Maurice Cass
Madam's Impresario (uncredited)
Maurice Cass
Madam's Impresario (uncredited)


George Givot
George Givot
Chef (uncredited)
George Givot
Chef (uncredited)
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