Overview

In a monochrome city that is shamelessly London although everybody acts as if it is Rome, banker Aldo Vini is on the run from Mafia boss Corelli, from whom he has embezzled two million. Corelli hires Mig and Mog, two inept hitmen to go after Vini, killing any witnesses as they go, but when they finally catch up with him, they have no idea what to do with him and confuse Corelli's instructions with their shopping list.

Top Cast

Nigel Planer

Aldo Vini

Tim McInnerny

Mig

Alexei Sayle

Mog

Dawn French

Francesca

Jennifer Saunders

Maria

Peter Richardson

Waiter/Shopkeeper

Keith Allen

Mason/Gondolier

Steven O'Donnell

Bertoli

Nosher Powell

Corelli

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Jimmy Fagg

Newsvendor

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Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller