Lock & Load, Motherfucker!

In a world that had gone totally to hell, all hope had been lost by mankind as dark forces fell upon our twinks. But a new whirlwind of man-stench was about to blow... and their names were Da Vinci and Schlong. One was looking for redemption - and good hair products - and the other for a tight hole to thrust his huge 11" x 8" ramrod into. In our time of need, they will come together to save the world from horny Nazis, the anti-Christ and bad porno clichés. Their only weapons - their hard cocks. Payback this time is for real, girlfriend!